you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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