she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
