Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
