If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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