is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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