Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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