You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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