You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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