Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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