i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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