just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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