You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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