I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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