lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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