The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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