my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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