I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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