i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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