I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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