Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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