trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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