We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize