we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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