wake up i wanna do it froggy style
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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