And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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