If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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