when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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