Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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