what if I'm pregnant?
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Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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