Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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