that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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