My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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