I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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