So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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