Kiss
Puke
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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