I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
smell my finger.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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