4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I could fuck to npr.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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