Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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