I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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