so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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