Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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