found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize