two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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