what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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