no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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