David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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