I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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