I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The air was thick with penises
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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