i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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