Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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