are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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