been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
porn star boner night. come get it.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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