I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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