I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
