Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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