Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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