is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
So squirting runs in the family.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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