just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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